GOVERNMENT APPOINTMENT OF GUAM STUDENT QUESTIONED

like, omigod, I QUIT!

Dear Cuz Governor,

It was totally AWESOME that you gave me that job working with those totally messed up kids at DYA (although I swear one of them keyed my car!!)!!

Anyway, I'm totally bummed that people HATE me. I HATE it when people HATE me, cuz that would make me sad :-( . So, like, I'm gonna have to say no to the job, even though I could totally use that money. I'm gonna need like a totally new paintjob on the Acura.

Anyway, you would think that like, people could totally see my ENTHUSIASM and POSITIVE ATTITUDE and see that I would be PERFECT for the job! I'm a totally hard worker, right? I mean, just because I'm totally young and I've only worked at the mall, doesn't mean that I'm not PERFECT for the job as deputy director! Young people RELATE to me! I'm young too!

So, like, don't be sad cuz just because this didn't work out, it just means it wasn't meant to happen, right? THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH, YOUR SOOOOOOO AWESOME, THE COOLEST GUV EVER!!!!!!!!

luv xox f4evah LizaMarie PEACE OUT